A chest hair bikini is better than Christian Ponder. Who in their right mind wouldn't favor a bikini top made shaved out of chest hair than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback. Nobody that's who.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
There is lots of love for Christian Ponder today on Twitter. Reading the tweets is actually better than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback.
"@Johnston_Adam_: Ponder doesn't even use the Vikings when he plays Madden" @cponder7
— Quincey ladd ® (@quinceyladd) September 15, 2013
Sometimes I want to jump into my tv and sack Christian Ponder...
— Ashley Marie (@ashleymarie3333) September 15, 2013
Good decisions and Christian Ponder should never be used in the same sentence...
— Trent Carlson (@tcarlson_33) September 15, 2013
Also, it would be a tough race between Christian Ponder and Nicolas Cage for who is the worst person in existence
— Trevor Rystrom (@VodkaRainstorm) September 15, 2013
Christian Ponder needs to quit football.... what a waste
— Nurse Lindsey (@Nurse_Lindsey) September 15, 2013
Watching this strange Japanese video is better than watching Christian Ponder as your quarterback.