Sunday, September 15, 2013

A Chest Hair Bikini Top is Better Than Christian Ponder

A chest hair bikini is better than Christian Ponder. Who in their right mind wouldn't favor a bikini top made shaved out of chest hair than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback. Nobody that's who.

The Troll Mobile is Better Than Christian Ponder

Wouldn't you rather have the troll mobile than Christian Ponder? I would take the troll mobile any day of the week including Sunday,


Daily Tweets that are Better Than Christian Ponder

There is lots of love for Christian Ponder today on Twitter. Reading the tweets is actually better than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback.



Weird Japanese Video is Better Than Christian Ponder

Watching this strange Japanese video is better than watching Christian Ponder as your quarterback.


Pouring Milk all of Yourself is Better Than Christian Ponder

I would rather pour milk all over my naked body than have Christian Ponder as my quarterback.


A Cup of Dead Flies is Better Than Christian Ponder

I would rather have a cup full of dead flies than have Christian Ponder for a quarterback.