A chest hair bikini is better than Christian Ponder. Who in their right mind wouldn't favor a bikini top made shaved out of chest hair than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback. Nobody that's who.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
The Troll Mobile is Better Than Christian Ponder
Wouldn't you rather have the troll mobile than Christian Ponder? I would take the troll mobile any day of the week including Sunday,
Daily Tweets that are Better Than Christian Ponder
There is lots of love for Christian Ponder today on Twitter. Reading the tweets is actually better than having Christian Ponder as your quarterback.
"@Johnston_Adam_: Ponder doesn't even use the Vikings when he plays Madden" @cponder7
— Quincey ladd ® (@quinceyladd) September 15, 2013
Sometimes I want to jump into my tv and sack Christian Ponder...
— Ashley Marie (@ashleymarie3333) September 15, 2013
Good decisions and Christian Ponder should never be used in the same sentence...
— Trent Carlson (@tcarlson_33) September 15, 2013
Also, it would be a tough race between Christian Ponder and Nicolas Cage for who is the worst person in existence
— Trevor Rystrom (@VodkaRainstorm) September 15, 2013
Christian Ponder needs to quit football.... what a waste
— Nurse Lindsey (@Nurse_Lindsey) September 15, 2013
Weird Japanese Video is Better Than Christian Ponder
Watching this strange Japanese video is better than watching Christian Ponder as your quarterback.
Pouring Milk all of Yourself is Better Than Christian Ponder
I would rather pour milk all over my naked body than have Christian Ponder as my quarterback.
A Cup of Dead Flies is Better Than Christian Ponder
I would rather have a cup full of dead flies than have Christian Ponder for a quarterback.
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